The Dude recently discovered power tools and hasn’t really left the
Man Cave guest room since. There’s muttering about cutting delicate shapes out of rigid polystyrene, and finding someone who can solder and/or program in C.
*Raspy, urgent talking on stream*
Dudette: Is Smeagol streaming something?
Dude: No, it’s everyone’s favorite Australian guy.
Dude: Not Austrian. Australian.
Dudette: Not… Hitler?
This is pure conjecture, but our oven might be baking a tad unevenly.
It was filled two-thirds of the way up. We didn’t add raising agents. There are no raising agents in this recipe. There was no air incorporated into the batter. What happened here?
'Adding a package of vanilla sugar at this stage will add a nice punch of—'
Dissolving potato starch into violently vanilla-infused vodka it is.
'If preferred, dissolve a tablespoon of potato starch for extra stability into the mixture at this stage, making sure no clumps form'
Has this insane egg purist ever tried to perfectly dissolve potato starch into ANYTHING before suggesting someone add it to lumpy slurry ?
Disappointing the Dudette’s mom, episode 698:
Making bread pudding out of toaster bread. With a food processor, because the potato masher has been missing since Christmas.
Due to lack of foresight, we celebrated the Belgian national holiday a bit more provisionally than is socially acceptable. It’s also still too hot to leave the stove on for two hours, so carbonade flamande was a long shot to begin with.
It’s forty degrees centigrade out. No wind, no clouds.
Puppy still feels the need to sleep on a winter carpet, buried under a mountain created from fleece fabric and a duvet.
Our local portapotty company has a very specific slogan, which can be interpreted in two vastly different ways. The first goes along the lines of ‘the survival of our company is dependent on your need to rent very specific furnishings for your business ventures’. The alternative is ‘we literally eat the shit you leave in this here blue box’.
Both somehow sound intrusive and creepy, albeit on vastly different levels.