This was purchased after an incident involving dulce de leche and loose Tupperware. More professional pencil cases probably exist in this size, but the store did not have them in stock, so yeah. The black pencil roll is dead, long live the cuddly heterotropic frog.

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/4th
  4. Focal Length: 37mm

The Dudette’s stashbusting a bit. There’s a shrug, a hat, a weird skater-style pompom and a shawl-in-progress. There’s still two skeins of the sticky, felty, fuzzy, inelastic, scratchy, faded blue acrylic yarn left, despite that the thing is almost done. It was snuck into her stash against her will and without her consent and if one more person says it’s pretty and she should get more, there might be blood.

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/3th
  4. Focal Length: 37mm
"Look, this one’s got BARBS!!!"
— the local dentist, while showing off the Dudette’s upper left third molar to his interns with all the excitement of a three-year-old having found a puppy in his Christmas present.

Someone figured out where they keep the chicken nuggets.

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS
  2. Aperture: f/3.2
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 44mm
We got started on Duolingo because:
1) The Dudette wanted to keep at least a basic grasp on her French
2) The Dude wanted to get at least a basic grasp of the Dudette’s native language.
3) There were rumors on the internet concerning the course contents

The rumors were true, and they’re even more true for the languages in beta. We got started on Duolingo because:
1) The Dudette wanted to keep at least a basic grasp on her French
2) The Dude wanted to get at least a basic grasp of the Dudette’s native language.
3) There were rumors on the internet concerning the course contents

The rumors were true, and they’re even more true for the languages in beta. We got started on Duolingo because:
1) The Dudette wanted to keep at least a basic grasp on her French
2) The Dude wanted to get at least a basic grasp of the Dudette’s native language.
3) There were rumors on the internet concerning the course contents

The rumors were true, and they’re even more true for the languages in beta.

We got started on Duolingo because:

1) The Dudette wanted to keep at least a basic grasp on her French

2) The Dude wanted to get at least a basic grasp of the Dudette’s native language.

3) There were rumors on the internet concerning the course contents

The rumors were true, and they’re even more true for the languages in beta.

And today in the needlessly gendered items category, we have limited edition children’s potato snacks. Because changing the adjective is totally not going to make them both paprika flavored.

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 37mm

You know you have too much silicone bakeware when you own pieces that even Mr. Ebbrell has yet to discover.

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/5th
  4. Focal Length: 37mm

We reorganised our book shelves. What else are you supposed to do at ten pm in the middle of your summer vacation?

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 37mm

Hot chocolate with marshmallows, hold the chocolate, triple the marshmallows.

Yeah, that’s the stuff.

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/5th
  4. Focal Length: 37mm

Bayreuth, where geocachers look for hidden cameras and children dangle from life-sized dinosaur sculptures.

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/200th
  4. Focal Length: 37mm