'If preferred, dissolve a tablespoon of potato starch for extra stability into the mixture at this stage, making sure no clumps form'
Has this insane egg purist ever tried to perfectly dissolve potato starch into ANYTHING before suggesting someone add it to lumpy slurry ?
Disappointing the Dudette’s mom, episode 698:
Making bread pudding out of toaster bread. With a food processor, because the potato masher has been missing since Christmas.
Due to lack of foresight, we celebrated the Belgian national holiday a bit more provisionally than is socially acceptable. It’s also still too hot to leave the stove on for two hours, so carbonade flamande was a long shot to begin with.
It’s forty degrees centigrade out. No wind, no clouds.
Puppy still feels the need to sleep on a winter carpet, buried under a mountain created from fleece fabric and a duvet.
Our local portapotty company has a very specific slogan, which can be interpreted in two vastly different ways. The first goes along the lines of ‘the survival of our company is dependent on your need to rent very specific furnishings for your business ventures’. The alternative is ‘we literally eat the shit you leave in this here blue box’.
Both somehow sound intrusive and creepy, albeit on vastly different levels.
The black smear under the middle finger is brownie cookie dough.
The black smear on the ring finger is forty-five minutes of experimenting with black acrylic paint on glitter before realising Kermit the Frog was never meant to have nostrils, and looks fucking creepy when he does.
Assuring children that glasses will not make them look uncool, plan 75395146: Psychotic Rabbit Puppets.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
According to the box, this thing understands the words ‘okay’, ‘yes’, ‘no’, ‘that depends’ and ‘I don’t know’, and uses those replies to guess what animal you’re thinking of. It’s got 350 programmed answers, with tricky ones like water spider and armadillo for the over-six demographic to guess.
Twenty minutes of in-store experimentation taught us it doesn’t know what a tardigrade is, doesn’t give up easily, has the most annoying voice ever and replies to certain expletives with cries of enthusiasm.